Sunday, January 05, 2014

LYLAS Presents: Turning Over A New LYLAS

The lovely ladies of LYLAS are back! Join us as we present another action packed evening full of sketch comedy and hilarity! 

Where? Glad you asked! 35 Below on Walnut Street in Asheville, North Carolina. It's right below Asheville Community Theatre.

Please note, we have double shows on Friday and Saturday nights! That's right, folks! Can't make the 7:30 PM show? NO PROBLEM! Come to the 9:30 PM show!

Showtimes are January 16 and January 23 at 7:30 PM AND January 17, 18, 24 and 25 at 7:30 AND 9:30!

Tickets are $15 each and can be purchased here: or by calling Asheville Community Theatre at (828) 254-1320. Get your tickets cause they will go fast!

Monday, August 26, 2013

Alright, ladies! We are pleased to announce that LYLAS will be having auditions in September! 

Lots of changes have taken place in the past year and we need more funny ladies in our ranks! To top it all off, we are also preparing for a show that is taking place in January of 2014. WOOHOO!

Audition details are: 
Date - September 16th
Time - 7:30 PM
Place - 35below at A.C.T. (Asheville Community Theatre)
What to bring - Yourself and your funny!

Don't want to perform but want to help write sketch comedy? 
Send us an email and let us know! 

If you have any questions, just contact us at

See you at auditions!

Thursday, March 21, 2013

AFTER PARTY for Carolina Sketchfest!

The Lazoom Comedy Bus is going to be outside the theatre right after the show and will shuttle people over to AVL Pizza & Brewing on Coxe Ave.

5 minute trip with comedians from the groups entertaining along the way. At Coxe Ave. you can hang out with the groups, catch up on NCAA Tourney games, and order food if you want.

Also, we are almost sold out for the Sketchfest! Get your tickets now!

See you there!!!

Get more information about the Carolina Sketchfest here

Monday, March 04, 2013

2013 Carolina Sketchfest

Well, you wanted to know when and now we can tell you! 

LYLAS members Jenny Bunn, Emily Burns and Delina Hensley will be performing as part of the 2013 Carolina Sketchfest!!

When: March 23rd @ 8 PM

Where: ACT (Asheville Community Theatre) - Mainstage

We will be performing along side other sketch comedy groups such as the Feral Chihuahuas (from Asheville), Mon Frere and Thunderstood out of Greensboro!

Tickets are $15 and $10 for students. There is a BIG bonus! FREE BEER!!! HEY-OOOOOOOO!!!! Like, seriously...FREE BEER! So long as you are of age, of course.

As with most comedy shows, it is for 18 and over only!

You can get tickets through this link:

Or by calling ACT at 828-254-1320.

Friday, August 10, 2012

You asked for it and it's up! Here's the Baby Repo Man sketch in full and living color! Originally written by Sarah Carpenter and performed by Delina Hensley. Special thanks to our video genius, Peter Brezny.

Below is the opening sequence of our last show All You Can Eat LYLAS. It was great fun and I think everyone got really super full! But it was gluttenous heaven!!! Again, special thanks to Peter Brezny for bringing it all together!

Thursday, January 19, 2012

All You Can Eat LYLAS!

Get your tickets NOW for our new show:   "ALL YOU CAN EAT LYLAS." Premiering Thursday, March 1 and running through Saturday, March 10th. You've got two chances to savor this delicious display with shows at 7:30 and 10pm. Chock-full of pungent parody songs, spicy dance routines, epic video shorts and of course, laugh-out-loud sketches. Now with 20% more unfiltered fun. Sure to satisfy, LYLAS sells out quickly, so don't wait--buy your tickets today!

Mar 1-3 and 8-10 at 7:30. Mar 3, 9 & 10 at 10:00 p.m. $12 for Thursdays and Late-Shows, $15 Friday and Saturday 7:30 shows.
Purchase online at or call 828-668-2154.